Over the years we’ve had a variety of odd pairs

2srooky:

little-cyes-2:

We have a frog and a pig

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a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman

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a donkey and a dragon

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a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn

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these two

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and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub

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But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie

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it’s beestiality of course we’re not going to accept it.

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hungarian:

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

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andanelasticheart:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

August Waters is that you?

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the-art-of-fassination:

lordofthejohnlock:

my celebrity crushes always start with “who the hell is this” and always turn into “that’s his right nostril I can tell”

That’s the most truthful post I’ve ever seen

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